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Pregnancy Meme Take 6! Frederick x Kelli 2!

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Pregnancy Meme 6: Frederick x Kelli 2


Choose two characters who would like to be a couple. What franchise are they from?

Frederick and my female Robin, named Kelli, from Fire Emblem Awakening! I didn't forget that I gave them a second child too! ;3

How did the couple react when the mother found out that she was pregnant?

Frederick: *feeding one-year-old Morgan* Here comes the Pegasus! Or maybe it's actually a tough wyvern! *spoons oatmeal into Morgan's mouth*

Morgan: *eating and fidgeting with the oatmeal bowl in front of him until it flies into the air and lands on Frederick's head*

Frederick: ACK! Morgan... *oatmeal drips down his hair*

Kelli: Oh! He did it again?! Oh my... *chuckles loudly*

Frederick: *sighing and drumming fingers on the table as both his wife and son are laughing at him*

Kelli: *between laughs* Morgan, you better stop that, young man. Daddy can't keep washing his hair twice every other morning.

Frederick: Tell me about it... So much to do each day.

Kelli: Indeed! By the way, Frederick dear, great news! I found out I'm pregnant again!

Frederick: Mmph...! *suddenly coughs and hacks*

Kelli: *goes over to pat his back* Oh, Frederick! What was THAT?

Frederick: Ah... Apologies. I think some of that oatmeal slipped into my throat.

Kelli: Yeah, right. More like you just somehow choked on your own saliva. You have to be happy that we're having another baby!

Frederick: Oh, I am, I just...er...wasn't exactly prepared for this. But as with Morgan, I shall take care of you and the unborn baby to the best of my abilities!

Kelli: Of course, just take it a bit slower this time, please. You were way too all over the place when I was having Morgan.

Frederick: Ah, yes...again, my apologies. I'll try. Now to go scrub my hair yet again...

Morning sickness appeared! Mommy was about to throw up! What did the daddy do?

Kelli: *after being in the bathroom* Ugggh... This feels worse than with Morgan...

Frederick: Oh! Are you feeling alright, my sweet? I recall that morning sickness is normal, but I shall go get any medicines you may need!

Kelli: You know, I think I might this time. I heard that morning sickness can differ between women and even pregnancies in the same woman, and I can definitely see the truth in that. Thank you, love.

Frederick: Of course! *rushes off*

Kelli: And again, he still darts right off... Ah well. This funny behavior IS kind of one thing that made me fall for him... *giggles*

Frederick: *later returns with a dozen different medications and recipes for medications*

Kelli: *facepalm* Frederick. Was ALL of this necessary?

Frederick: Er...I was unsure which to choose...

Kelli: Why not ask Stahl then? He knows a lot about this stuff. His dad was an apothecary, remember? In fact, Stahl probably helped Cordelia with this when they were having Severa too.

Frederick: ...How did I forget that? Sorry. I shall go see him then!

Mommy has weird cravings! What kind of food did she eat?

Frederick: *walking down the palace corridor late at night with a fairly large food box*

Sully: *patrolling* Frederick? What're you doing up this late? This isn't like you, captain.

Frederick: Sigh... Kelli's pregnancy cravings again. Of all the foods she had to desire while pregnant this time, it simply HAD to be several different cakes! I thought these cravings kept to the same exact food, flavors and all, but I'm never sure which kind of cake she wants! I can only hope she'll be fine with this red velvet cake. She sometimes asked for this kind, but all she said to me earlier was "I'm sorry, but I really need more cake!"

Sully: Wow, that is kind of weird, huh? Even I wanted the same thing all the time when Vaike and I had Kjelle on the way, and believe me, I damn well got it. Not even Vaike can say no to my demands!

Frederick: I can imagine... I only worry that Kelli will gain more weight than she should be from all this since she's not getting exercise right now. I don't want to have to force her on a new exercise schedule.

Sully: Hmm... Well, I can help whip her back into shape if ya want in any case!

Frederick: Yes, I believe I will consider that...

Mommy had a lot of mood swings and hormones! How did daddy deal with it?

Kelli: *sniff* Oh...

Frederick: Kelli, what's the matter?

Kelli: Ralph's songs...were so beautiful earlier! I can't get over them!

Ralph: Aw, thanks, Kelli!

Kelli: You're welcome... *sniff* They were the loveliest tunes I ever hearrrrd! Waaaah! *begins crying*

Frederick: Wait, what? ...Oh no.

Morgan: *begins crying in Frederick's arms as well* Waaaah!

Frederick: *brings a hand to his face* Oh for Naga's sake!

Ralph: Uh...oh dear... Fred, I swear I didn't mean to--

Frederick: I know... I know...

Mommy looks good in the maternity dress! How does she feel?

Kelli: I like this maternity dress your mother got me from Isabelle's shop, Frederick! It's cute! The embroidery and patterns are lovely!

Frederick: I'm glad you like it, my love! My sister's handiwork is only the finest, I should say!

Kelli: It is! Also, if I tear something again, you can fix it, but we don't need any baby messages sewn onto it this time, alright? Everybody gets the point. I'm pregnant, others should be careful not to knock me down and so on and so forth.

Frederick: Ah, yes... Of course. But...

Kelli: What? ...Frederick, what did you do? I know I haven't had any torn clothes in awhile!

Frederick: No, you haven't. So I didn't do any stitching on the clothes you already have. Instead I knitted you a sweater with two babies and the words "Best Mama" pictured on it.

Kelli: ...What? Frederick, in all honesty, that does sound cute in my head. But only in my head!

Frederick: But...can you at least see it first? I actually wanted to give it to you during the baby shower, though...

Kelli: ...Oh, alright. (Oh am I GLAD this is not the baby shower!)

Daddy and Mommy (with a maternity dress) had a conversation until Mommy felt a first baby kick in her body. How do they react?

Kelli: Ah! Frederick! The baby just kicked for the first time!

Frederick: Oh! Let me feel for one! *places hand on Kelli's large belly*

Kelli: You want to feel too, Morgan?

Morgan: *sitting in front of her on the bed*

Kelli: Here! *takes Morgan's little hand and places it on her belly*

Frederick: Hey, I think I felt something!

Morgan: Eh! *snatches hand away as eyes widen and mouth drops open*

Frederick and Kelli: *practically burst out laughing*

Mommy's getting an ultrasound and sees a baby for the first time. What does she say? If ultrasound doesn't exist in the medieval world, go take a doctor and let him check by feeling the mommy's belly.

Royal physician: Well, it looks like everything is in order here so far. We just have to hope the birth doesn't wind up like Morgan's.

Kelli: Oh yes, that's for sure. Our little boy is still smaller than average.

Frederick: Indeed. I take great care to keep him safe and healthy.

Royal physician: Good to hear! He's doing well then, I take?

Kelli: He is! We'll keep bringing him in for check-ups, of course, to make sure he's still fine, but so far, nothing has seemed off since we brought him home from that infirmary.

Royal physician: That's great!

Kelli: Though he does kind of--

Ralph: *from right outside* Fred! Kelli! *opens the door* Your son just spit food on one of my song books!

Kelli: ...Have trouble eating sometimes. Sigh.

Frederick: *facepalm* Apologies for that, Ralph. But why was that song book even that close to him while you were feeding him?

Ralph: I had it there to study it and maybe sing for him! You know I love to sing for kids, Fred. Especially yours!

Frederick: Well, keep the book a little farther away next time. I'm pretty sure we've told you about Morgan's eating habits.

Ralph: ...Yeah, you did. I suppose I thought he might be past that by now.

Kelli: He's getting there. He's been better about it than when he was smaller, but he has a little more ways to go, it seems. Premature babies often have breathing or eating problems. You should remember how long we had to stay in that other infirmary with Morgan due to those.

Royal physician: I can definitely attest to that. I looked at him a lot after they were finally allowed to bring him here.

Ralph: Ah, right...

Mommy's having contractions and is in labor! Mommy's started to push! What did daddy say?

Kelli: Oh, Isabelle, thank you for coming to spend time with me! Frederick's been so busy since our new baby is due any day now. Perhaps a little TOO busy. He keeps running back and forth from everywhere in the palace! He seems very anxious too. I tell him to take it easy and that nothing like Morgan's birth will happen this time, but...

Isabelle: Yes, that brother of mine. He's just worried about complications happening anyway, which I can understand after what you two went through with my nephew here. But he definitely COULD stand to take a chill pill at times. I'm glad to help, though!

Kelli: Yeah, I can understand Frederick's fears here too... I would never want a repeat of that either. I'm just afraid he'll overwork himself or something.

Isabelle: I don't blame you there. I'm worried about that myself.

Kelli: Well, I'm glad he's got us to--AH!

Isabelle: Whoa, is it happening?!

Kelli: Yeah, that was a contraction! I felt one earlier too, but I wasn't sure at first that it was the real thing! I must be in labor!

Isabelle: Oh! Then we need to get to the royal infirmary! I'll help you down there and then get Ralph and my brother! I'll look after Morgan too!

Kelli: Ah, thank you!

*later*

Ralph: Fred! FRED!

Frederick: Ralph! What's wrong?! ...Is Kelli in labor?!

Ralph: Yeah, Isabelle just told me! We gotta get your parents too!

Frederick: Oh, yes! You can go--! *stumble* AAAH!

Ralph: AH! FRED! DAMN IT!

Awwwwww! Mommy and daddy have a cute baby/cute babies! How did they feel when they got the baby/babies?

Kelli: *holding newborn baby girl* Oh, your daddy and brother are going to love you! You're so cute!

*several moments later, Frederick walks in the door with his foot in a cast, a crutch in one arm, and a sling and another cast on the other, along with a bandage patch on his forehead*

Kelli: *eyes widen and mouth drops open* What in the--?! Frederick, what the hell did you do to yourself?!

Frederick: Ah... Yes. I'm so sorry... What happened was... *ahem* You see... I got so anxious and excited at the same time when I learned you'd gone into labor. I turned around to come down here after Ralph told me and I...tripped and tumbled down two flights of stairs.

Kelli: ...SERIOUSLY? *sighs and brings hand to her face* Oh my freaking gods... I'm glad you're going to be alright though. I'm assuming Isabelle, Ralph, or your parents have Morgan?

Frederick: They do, yes. They'll be in in a moment. Ralph yelled for help, a servant summoned my family and milord and milady, and we all came down here to get me to a doctor before coming to wait for you to be finished in here. Milord reprimanded me for my...mishap. I feel so miserable about it myself! From now on, I'll definitely take it easier when things get...busy. I can never properly serve Chrom and Lissa or care for you and our children like this!

Kelli: You're damn right! Frederick, this is why I tell you to slow down!

Frederick: Yes... And I intend to listen better. Believe me.

Kelli: Good! Now let's name our new daughter.

Frederick: *hobbles closer* Oh, she's beautiful! I see hints of your lovely teal hair color this time. I liked this one name I saw in one of Ralph's many songs, by the way. Antoinette, I believe it was.

Kelli: Ah, I like that a lot too! We can call her Annie for short. Especially since I can see Morgan having trouble saying "Antoinette" for awhile.

Frederick: Indeed! Antoinette. I'll need to knit you some cute clothes as I did for your brother!
About time I did another one of these! Frederick and Kelli got another turn because like Ike and Elincia in my headcanon, they have two children. I also decided to give Frederick's best friend, Ralph, and his sister, Isabelle, appearances! This is Isabelle's first appearance in anything so far too. I only fairly recently created her, so she's not in the Frederick x Kelli wedding story at the moment. I eventually will edit her into it though.

There's a bit of a trend here. =P Kelli was injured during Morgan's birth, and now Frederick wound up breaking a couple bones during Antoinette's! XD He got overexcited/overanxious. lol

Next time I do one, we're going to return to characters from my fic, FE: Dawn of Darkness, and see how Bryan and Faline deal with pregnancy and birth. ;P
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Do you still have a link to the original meme or is this something you made from scratch cuz I really want to do something like this for some of my ships.